I had an interview once with some German journalist - some horrible, ugly woman. It was in the early days after the communists - maybe a week after - and she wore a yellow sweater that was kind of see-through. She had huge tits and a huge black bra, and she said to me, "It's impolite; remove your glasses." I said, "Do I ask you to remove your bra?"

I don't like the Pippa Middleton's face. She should only show her back.

When I was 14, I wanted to smoke because my mother smoked like mad. I wanted to smoke to look grown-up. But my mother said: 'You shouldn't smoke. Your hands are not that beautiful and that shows when you smoke.

Who buys French cars? Not me.

Luxury bags make your life more pleasant, make you dream, give you confidence, and show your neighbors you are doing well.

There is no marriage, yet, for human beings and animals. I never thought that I would fall in love like this with a cat.

Dress for yourself and the man you love (if there is one). Women dressing to impress other women--forget about that. Forget about that. It's a very bad way of thinking.