Personality begins where comparison ends.

My life is based on change. What I say is OK for the next ten minutes, then I change my mind.

Forgiveness isn’t something I’m preoccupied with — turning the other cheek isn’t my trip.

Nothing makes you look older than attempting to look young. You can fool anyone, apart from the young. The worst are the lip operations. There are people who have it done and I don't recognise them afterwards. They look like they flew through the windscreen during a car accident and were patched up badly afterwards.

I have a guest house because I don't want people in my home.

I don't eat bubble gum, but I like the smell.

I’m trying to think of the last time I had onions.