The best ideas I've had in my life are those I saw in my sleep, in the early morning.
Karl LagerfeldTo reinvent a newly impeccable you in the most modern of outfits, don't skip on makeup and be sure to have flawless skin and hair. That will have more impact than expensive clothes.
Karl LagerfeldI make such big efforts to forget things and I can't tell the story of my life because, thank God, I'm still living it.
Karl LagerfeldSweatpants are a sign of defeat. You lost control of your life so you bought some sweatpants.
Karl LagerfeldI am a fashion person, and fashion is not only about clothes - it's about all kinds of change
Karl LagerfeldI donโt do meetings. At Chanel, there are no meetings. At Chanel, we do what we want, whenever we want and it works. And Fendi is the same.
Karl LagerfeldIf I were a woman, I would love to have lots of kids. But for men, I donโt believe in it.
Karl LagerfeldI must say, some are not very beautifully made. Theyโre coffee-table books for people who drink alcohol. I have nothing against coffee-table books as long as they are well done. They must not look like gravestones on a table. Sometimes they are too big, they come in boxes and things like this. No, a book has to be easy to open and you donโt have to be a bodybuilder to lift it. I like books I can read in bed. Those big tombstones would kill me.
Karl LagerfeldI don't know Heidi Klum. She was never known in France. Claudia Schiffer also doesn't know who she is.
Karl LagerfeldWhen I was a child I asked my mother what homosexuality was about and she said - and this was 100 years ago in Germany and she was very open-minded - 'It's like hair color. It's nothing. Some people are blond and some people have dark hair. It's not a subject.' This was a very healthy attitude.
Karl LagerfeldBe politically correct, but please don't bother other people with conversation about being politically correct, because that's the end of everything. You want to create boredom? Be politically correct in your conversation.
Karl LagerfeldSometimes the best ideas I have are in my bathtub or in my bed or in my dreams early in the morning before waking up ... I'm like a TV antennae, I catch it all and do it my way.
Karl LagerfeldI am like a caricature of myself, and I like that. It is like a mask. And for me the Carnival of Venice lasts all year long.
Karl LagerfeldI hate the word 'cheap'. People are cheap. Clothing is either expensive or inexpensive.
Karl LagerfeldWhen I was a child, my mother always told me that you could wake up in the middle of the night and be deathly sick, so you always have to be impeccable. I laugh about it now, but I think everyone should go to bed like they have a date at the door.
Karl LagerfeldChildren are the last thing I want. I hate all children. For other people, it's fine, but not for me. I was born not to be a family person.
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