Philosophy is to science as masturbation is to sex.

The meaning of peace is the absence of opposition to socialism.

Philosophy stands in the same relation to the study of the actual world as masturbation to sexual love.

The theory of Communism may be summed up in one sentence: Abolish all private property.

The social principles of Christianity preach cowardice, self-contempt, abasement, submission, humility, in a word all the qualities of the canaille

It has drowned the most heavenly ecstasies of religious fervour, of chivalrous enthusiasm, of Philistine sentimentalism, in the icy water of egotistical calculation. It has resolved personal worth into exchange value, and in place of numberless indefeasible chartered freedoms, it has set up that single, unconscionable freedom -- free trade. In one word, for exploitation, veiled by religious and political illusions, it has substituted naked, shameless, direct, brutal exploitation.

The full man does not understand the wants of the hungry