Life is a lot easier when you realize that you're not in control of it all.

There are a few things that tend to infuriate me. One is ignorance, because I have become accustomed to speaking to very intelligent people like Gore Vidal and Al Franken on a regular basis, since dating Bill Maher.

I am not, and have no interest in being, a musician of any kind.

In certain parts of the world - where I'm at right now in New York, you're going to pay a whole lot more. In Los Angeles, your average starter home is a million dollars. So I need more money in Los Angeles to live like a normal person. If I live in another city, Iowa maybe, I wouldn't need as much.

I never heard 'I love you' as a child. I never felt pretty or cared for.

Your man wants to know that there's nothing you wouldn't do for him - if that's your committed relationship.

I'm surprised that people think they're important. To me they're not.