Any glamorous moment you might mistake me for having is always pretend.

There's nothing else I would rather do, unless there was a profession that involved cuddling bunny rabbits and kittens all day for money.

I don't die in anything!

Quirky is what a guy would call a girl he doesn't understand.

People make the mistake of drinking the Kool-Aid, believing your own hype, letting people tell you you're this or you're that or you're too this.

I was a home-schooled kid, living in the forest, and I didn't even have cable. I'm serious.

I have friends who are so sarcastic, but I never view it as mean.