If I had a robot friend, he or she would be electric.

Quirky is what a guy would call a girl he doesn't understand.

I really am pretty boring. There's no reason to take pictures of me.

I buy food and gasoline - that's it.

I don't think I'm a weirdo in a bad way. There's just a lot going on in my head.

Any glamorous moment you might mistake me for having is always pretend.

I always hold doors open, I always try to be nice.