Laughter takes the tyranny of the lies we are told and told and told and it blows them apart.

When my brother-in-law, BIll Clinton, was elected, he had gay friends. That was a coming out.

Some women can't say the word lesbian... even when their mouth is full of one.

When women go off together we call it separatism. When men go off together we call it Congress.

Once he became president, George [H.] Bush revealed a vein of Styrofoam and no matter how deep he tried to go, he always ended up bobbing on the surface. His inaugural speech was like being present at the death of language.

We really got a lot of very conservative gay people. You could look at the figures from the last election and realize that a third of the gay movement voted Republican.

[On cloning sheep:] Oh great, just what we need - more sheep.