Things are not at all what they seem to be: oh no, not at all.

You can always trust a dog that likes peanut butter.

I have learned how to love. And it's a terrible thing. I'm broken. My heart is broken. Help me.

I have not Googled myself. I have not looked at myself on Amazon. It could drive you wild.

Fairy tales dont tell you that dragons are real, but that they can be defeated!

All of God's creatures have names, every last one of them. Of that I am sure: of that I have no doubt at all.

This is a wonderful joke to play upon a prisoner, to promise forgiveness.