I'm no stranger to the occasional dodgy juice, but it doesn't taste very nice and it is bloody boring. It's not a way to live.
I'm a bit famous now! It's a bit strange!
I was the kid who never won the races. I never jumped the highest. I wasn't on the list of the high-achieving.
I'd like to grow old with my face moving.
You can't be a proper writer without a touch of madness, can you?
If being crazy means living life as if it matters, then I don't mind being completely insane.