It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further than the next wisecrack.

You don't pick who you fall in love with. There are so few people to love. It's hard for one adult to even like another. Almost impossible.

It's a bore - B-O-R-E - when you find you've begun to rot.

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.

I always wanted to be a movie actress. I thought it was very romantic. And it was.

In some ways I've lived my life like a man, made my own decisions, etc. I've been as terrified as the next person, but you've got to keep going.

Man who stands on toilet, gets high on pot!