It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further than the next wisecrack.

As one goes through life, one learns that if you don't paddle your own canoe, you don't move.

I have many regrets, and I'm sure everyone does. The stupid things you do, you regret... if you have any sense, and if you don't regret them, maybe you're stupid.

It is the ordinary woman who knows something about love; the gorgeous ones are too busy being gorgeous.

I have not lived as a woman. I have lived as a man. I've just done what I damn well wanted to, and I've made enough money to support myself, and ain't afraid of being alone

He's worked his entire life and he's never lived a single moment, I mean not a moment, in the real world.

I don't regret anything I've ever done; as long as I enjoyed it at the time