It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further than the next wisecrack.

The notion that work is a burden is a terrible mistake. Working and facing up to one's responsibilities: That's happiness.

Dressing up is a bore. At a certain age, you decorate yourself to attract the opposite sex, and at a certain age, I did that. But I'm past that age.

A sharp knife cuts the quickest and hurts the least.

Don't moan, don't whine, don't blame. Just get on with it.

When I’ve been unsuccessful, I’ve been controlled. When I’ve been successful, I’ve been in control.

I've made forty-three pictures. Naturally I'm adorable in all of them.