He's worked his entire life and he's never lived a single moment, I mean not a moment, in the real world.

You don't pick who you fall in love with. There are so few people to love. It's hard for one adult to even like another. Almost impossible.

Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do. But beautiful women don't need to know about men. It's the men who have to know about beautiful women.

I'm an atheist, and that's it. I believe there's nothing we can know except that we should be kind to each other and do what we can for people.

I would have made a terrible parent. The first time my child didn't do what I wanted, I'd kill him.

If you follow all of the rules, you'll miss all of the fun.

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.