Time is the stuff of which life is made.

To keep your character intact you cannot stoop to filthy acts. It makes it easier to stoop the next time.

If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.

I don't feel the slightest interest in the next world; I think it's here. And I think anything good that you're going to do, you should do for other people here and not so you can try to have a happy time in the next world.

If you have to support yourself, you had bloody well better find some way that is going to be interesting.

It is the ordinary woman who knows something about love; the gorgeous ones are too busy being gorgeous.

"Isn't it fun getting older?" is really a terrible fallacy. That's like saying I prefer driving an old car with a flat tire.