The shakes stop if you drink enough, but then so does everything else.

I was brought up by two extremely intelligent people who gave me the greatest gift that man can give anyone, and that is freedom from fear.

People think that I'm tough and strong and that I kicked my way through everything. But they are wrong. The truth is that when I was young I was adorable and a trembling wreck.

It's a rather rude gesture, but at least it's clear what you mean.

Life is hard. After all, it kills you.

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.

I'm what is known as gradually disintegrating. I don't fear the next world, or anything. I don't fear hell, and I don't look forward to heaven.