The shakes stop if you drink enough, but then so does everything else.

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate.

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

If you follow all of the rules, you'll miss all of the fun.

People have grown fond of me, like some old building.

I don't feel the slightest interest in the next world; I think it's here. And I think anything good that you're going to do, you should do for other people here and not so you can try to have a happy time in the next world.

It's a rather rude gesture, but at least it's clear what you mean.