What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.

If you have fame, you never feel that you have fame, if you have the brains of a flea. Because fame is something that's over back of you. It ain't ahead.... Not ahead at all. I mean, if you've done it that's great, but "what are you going to do now?" is the only thing that matters.

Children need boundaries, so they can know how far they have to go to get beyond them.

Afraid of death? Not at all. Be a great relief. Then I wouldn't have to talk to you.

I've always thought men and women are not too well suited to each other. It's inevitable that they should come together, but, again, how well suited are they to live together in the same house?

I have not lived as a woman. I have lived as a man. I've just done what I damn well wanted to, and I've made enough money to support myself, and ain't afraid of being alone

If you lead a public life, people are much more on to you than you think.