What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.

I've made forty-three pictures. Naturally I'm adorable in all of them.

Afraid of death? Not at all. Be a great relief. Then I wouldn't have to talk to you.

It's a bore - B-O-R-E - when you find you've begun to rot.

If you want to change attitudes, start with a change in behavior.

The time to make up your mind about people is never.

I'm a legend because I've survived over a long period of time and still seem to be master of my fate - I'm still paddling the goddamned boat myself.