What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.

As one goes through life, one learns that if you don't paddle your own canoe, you don't move.

It's a new low for actresses when you have to wonder what is between her ears instead of her legs.

What in the world would we do without our libraries?

You are the only person you can actually change

I would have made a terrible parent. The first time my child didn't do what I wanted, I'd kill him.

I've made forty-three pictures. Naturally I'm adorable in all of them.