I don't feel the slightest interest in the next world; I think it's here. And I think anything good that you're going to do, you should do for other people here and not so you can try to have a happy time in the next world.

Only the really plain people know about love - the very fascinating ones try so hard to create an impression that they soon exhaust their talents.

Time is the stuff of which life is made.

I was born lucky, and I have lived lucky. What I had was used. What I still have is being used. Lucky.

I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.

You politicians remain professional because the voters remain amateur.

"Isn't it fun getting older?" is really a terrible fallacy. That's like saying I prefer driving an old car with a flat tire.