I don't feel the slightest interest in the next world; I think it's here. And I think anything good that you're going to do, you should do for other people here and not so you can try to have a happy time in the next world.

Plain women know more about men than beautiful women do.

It is the plain women who know about love; the beautiful women are too busy being fascinating.

Being an actor is such a humiliating experience because you are selling yourself to the public, your face, your personality, and that is humiliating. As you get older, it becomes more humiliating because you've got less to sell.

I've made forty-three pictures. Naturally I'm adorable in all of them.

As one goes through life, one learns that if you don't paddle your own canoe, you don't move.

Cold sober, I find myself absolutely fascinating.