I have not lived as a woman. I have lived as a man. I've just done what I damn well wanted to, and I've made enough money to support myself, and ain't afraid of being alone

The woman's position in the world today is so much harder than a man's that it makes me choke every time I hear a man complain about anything.

Acting is the perfect idiot's profession.

Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about.

I don't feel the slightest interest in the next world; I think it's here. And I think anything good that you're going to do, you should do for other people here and not so you can try to have a happy time in the next world.

I'm a legend because I've survived over a long period of time and still seem to be master of my fate - I'm still paddling the goddamned boat myself.

To be loved is very demoralizing