Old age is a powerful disguise.

They think I'm too old to cause trouble. Old age is a powerful disguise.

"Give me liberty or give me death." A human named Patrick Henry said that. I wonder if the Yeerks knew before they came to conquer Earth that humans said things like that. I wonder if the Yeerks knew what they were getting into.

And that's how we ended up discovering the evil horses that threatened all of humanity.

Especially when you're faced with hard times, you need to remember that life is either tragedy or comedy. For me, that's what the magic is. Life has remarkable, surprising moments that get you through the hard times.

Humans waste words. They toss them like banana peels and leave them to rot. Everyone knows the peels are the best part.

Right now I would give all the yogurt raisins in all the world for a heart made of ice.