Guys are kind of retarded until they're about 30.
I always assume I look better than I actually do. I'll feel pretty good about myself when I leave the house, then I'll see a picture and think, 'Crap, I had no idea that's what I was looking like.'
I'm not very good at being a wife because I break all the rules.
I pride myself on being kind.
I prefer a kiss that is so much more than just a tongue in your mouth.
I'm a sappy mom now. I didn't think I would be. I thought I'd be a cool mom who keeps everything in perspective.