I've had paranoid panic attacks.

If I start going back to church, I'd have to stop the smoking and drinking, and I wouldn't be able to curse any more.

My mother is a great source of advice and wisdom and consolation for me.

I'm not terribly sentimental.

When I do get pregnant, I highly doubt I'll be one of those women who don't look pregnant from behind - I'll be that chick who looks pregnant from her ankles up!

There are some things that, if you say them out loud, will hurt the other person's feelings. I tend to say them anyway. It's better to be honest.

I'm terrible with patience.