I'm a sappy mom now. I didn't think I would be. I thought I'd be a cool mom who keeps everything in perspective.

Of course, of course I'm grateful. How can I not be grateful? I have been afforded such a wonderful life.

I'm terrible with patience.

If I spread myself too thin, I'm not a good actor, I'm not a good mother, and I'm just really high-strung - and everybody hates me.

Guys are kind of retarded until they're about 30.

My good friends are Mormon, some of the best people I know.

I don't have a lot of discipline.