Other kids did drugs; I did crafts. I never knew where I fit in.
There was no way we'd ever get spoiled. Daddy made sure to instill in us a work ethic.
Over the years my mom has become a self-taught Biblical scholar.
[On Regis Philbin:] He's like everybody's kid brother with his hand in the cookie jar and his foot in his mouth. You love him, but you can't take him anywhere.
Mom thinks I live in this dream world where everybody's Ivana Trump.
If I'm in love I want to get married. That's how stupid I am.