If I could learn to treat triumph and disaster the same, then I would find bliss.

If I prayed as much as I pluck, I'd be the Dalai Lama.

The payoffs in showbiz seemed as random as a slot machine.

I was told all my life I was part Cherokee. Then it was Crow. The latest is Blackfoot.

Today we live in a cash-for-trash world. Anyone can stand up and say anything unkind, unfair or completely untrue about you, and then they are rewarded financially for it ... because life is unfair.

I believe it was Today show fourth-hour host Kathie Lee Gifford who said, 'If drag queens love you, you'll have the longest career in the world. They know phony and they know real.'

Other kids did drugs; I did crafts. I never knew where I fit in.