I'm really grateful that my baby daddy is incredibly involved. But there's certain things I wish he could just telepathically know.

The Brazilian bikini wax is torture. To show a little appreciation, you could trim your nose hair. And your nut sack.

There are some days where, at the end of the day, you've done OK. It's the most out-of-control feeling you possibly can have.

I've learned just how much capacity for love a heart has. You can't believe it. I couldn't believe after having my first that I could ever love anything as much as him. And then when I had my daughter - your heart just expands. There's so much room in it. It's been a nuts, chaotic mess and I love it.

You find your tribe and you stick with them.

There's something about looking at society's expectation of what [motherhood] is and tipping it.

I have two young kids. So my VCR, like, you kind of have to sift through a lot of, like, 'Animal Mechanicals,' 'Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.'