I may not remember my name or what country I live in, but you and that pie is something I will never forget.

Mrs. Charlotte Phelan's Guide to Husband-Hunting, Rule Number One: a pretty, petite girl should accentuate with makeup and good posture. A tall plain one, with a trust fund.

When you little, you only get asked two questions, what’s your name and how old you is, so you better get em right.

The day your child says she hates you, and every child will go through the phase, it kicks like a foot in the stomach.

Who knew paper and ink could be so vicious

They say it's like true love, good help. You only get one in a lifetime.

This woman talk like she from so deep in the country she got corn growing in her shoes.