Frying chicken always makes me feel a little better about life.
Some readers tell me, 'We always treated our maid like she was a member of the family.' You know, that's interesting, but I wonder what your maid's perspective was on that.
Bosoms are for bedrooms and breastfeeding.
And if your friends make fun of you for chasing your dream, remember—just lie.
Ugly live up on the inside. Ugly be a hurtful, mean person.
I always order the banned books from a black market dealer in California, figuring if the State of Mississippi banned them, they must be good.