And if your friends make fun of you for chasing your dream, remember—just lie.

What you learn today?" I ask even though she ain't in real school, just the pretend kind. Other day, when I ask her, she say, "Pilgrims. They came over and nothing would grow so they ate the Indians." Now knew them Pilgrims didn't eat no Indians. But that ain't the point.

When you little, you only get asked two questions, what’s your name and how old you is, so you better get em right.

And if your friends make fun of you for chasing your dream, remember—just lie.

It seems like at some point you'd run out of awful.

I tell myself that's what you get when you put thirty-one toilets on the most popular girl's front yard. People tend to treat you a little differently than before.

I'd cry, if only I had the time to do it.