As a pirate, she once undressed a fencing instructor using only her sword!

Ben yanked Hi sideways as spikes snapped from the wall…Once again, only Ben’s reflexes had saved him. “Please stop doing that!” Ben barked. “Please keep doing that!” Hi warbled.

Who's going to rob us? A crackhead crab? A jellyfish junkie?

I've never lost my capacity to be shocked.

We did just leave an insane asylum,” Hi agreed. “For all we know, Chance spend his nights dancing naked with sock puppets, plotting to invade Canada.

You'll start talking, and pretty soon we'll all start nodding, and then the next thing you know, I'm hang gliding off the Eiffel Tower at night, being chased by ninja vampires

Chance wore a white tuxedo with tails. On anyone else? Doopy. On him? Yes, please.