Im studying jerkoffs in the wild," Ben answered dryly. "This seemed like a good chance to view one up close.

Edmonton is Canada's answer to Omaha. Solid, unassuming, and surrounded by a whole lot of nothing. It's a place that makes you think of sensible shoes.

Today he wore a burnt-orange shirt, black pants, and a tie that looked like a street fight at the south end of the color wheel.

I was a university professor, I could talk on and on and on. Give me a podium and you have to drag me off with a hook.

I originally worked as an archaeologist in North Carolina, and when bones were found police would take them out to the bones lady at the university, and that was me.

I've been accused of being a minimalist writer. I don't like a lot of verbiage in there.

We did just leave an insane asylum,” Hi agreed. “For all we know, Chance spend his nights dancing naked with sock puppets, plotting to invade Canada.