Ahh! Lady Pillows. So much fluffier than mine.” He took a giant whiff. “Why does everything girlie smell so delightful?” “Because we acknowledge the importance of basic hygiene. And periodically clean our bathrooms.” “Brilliant. I should write that down. After all, it takes a village.

Let's do it. Monkeys are always funny. You pretty much can't go wrong with a monkey, right? Hi paused. Well unless that monkey wants you dead, or does needle drugs or something. Then it's wrong, and a bad monkey.

I’m adding ‘canine’ to my searches,” I said. “And ‘instinct.’” “Whatever. I’m adding ‘lunatic.

I've been accused of being a minimalist writer. I don't like a lot of verbiage in there.

Channel your outrage ... Do that which you are able to do.

As a pirate, she once undressed a fencing instructor using only her sword!

I'm not writing great literature. I'm writing commercial fiction for people to enjoy the stories and to like the characters.