You all right now?" "I'm exceptional. Wonderful. Thanks for the concern. You complete me.

Let's do it. Monkeys are always funny. You pretty much can't go wrong with a monkey, right? Hi paused. Well unless that monkey wants you dead, or does needle drugs or something. Then it's wrong, and a bad monkey.

My line of work makes you aware of the fragility of life. You can get up in the morning, eat your cornflakes, blow-dry your hair, go to work and end up dead.

Who's going to rob us? A crackhead crab? A jellyfish junkie?

I have come to think of violence as a self-perpetuating mania of the power of the aggressive over those less strong.

I work with the dead, but I am working for the living.

You'll start talking, and pretty soon we'll all start nodding, and then the next thing you know, I'm hang gliding off the Eiffel Tower at night, being chased by ninja vampires