Okay, sense of humor: plus one. Being able to laugh at yourself: plus one. Being able to laugh at other people without being mean: plus one. Vanity: minus one.

There are certain tenets set in place for all different types on genres. For thrillers, women usually die first.

There is something really nice about learning that you can take the reins of your life and your career.

My team name is the Duchess of Douchecockery.Yep, that's mine.

I am a very talented belcher. Very deep and bassy.

I have a very hard time picturing myself in a room with some type of goo oozing out of an air vent and killing me; that doesn't really scare me because I don't think that's going to happen to me.

That one thing you do give up when you get married is that magic moment of meeting someone, and the sparks and the spontaneity.