I tried to avoid looking at the dress full on, lest it burn out my retinas with its glittering hideousness.

Honest to god, Clare, you act like the dress is more important than you being shot!” Of course it is! It’s a Versace, you idiot! Bring help! I’m going to save this dress at all costs.” - Sam to Clare

Dammit, Jim. I'm a Guardian, not a doctor.

Carrie Fay always says that nothing is really horrible unless it eats away your face.

You should just dump the whole saving the world plan and go with global domination. It's probably be more fun.

You taste of the cool water that hides deep in a stream. You taste of the night air, soft and scented and mysterious. The taste of you drives me wild. I want to be with you, be inside you, shout to the world that you are mine at the same time I want to keep you hidden where you will exist only for me. You make me feel invincible, little bird.

Why are you taking your breasts away?” -Dane “Cernunnos” Hearne