Hoo! You're like a giant mood ring! I wonder if I can make different colors show up depending on where i touch you - Nell Harris

A compliment would be the last thing out of my mouth to a man who was so pigheaded that he could be served at a luau.

Just because I'm flaunting it doesn't mean you can stare for hours on end. A polite ogle is appreciated and suitable for a flaunt. Slobbering is not.

He does not see as i have that you have given him your heart, but he is male. We will cut him some slack for that handicap, yes?

Carrie Fay always says that nothing is really horrible unless it eats away your face.

I was born. It was easy. My mother did all the hard work.

Do you want me to ride you like a rented mule, or do you prefer to be Mr. Missionary Position? I'm fine with wither, so it doesn't matter to me.