You are not your buttocks.

I'm not a feminist,' some women say sternly as they march off to work where equal opportunity legislation protects them ... Women who say they are not feminists and act like individuals with basic human rights have just got their terminology wrong.

The style police think that what we look like is more important than anything, and it is their job to seek out and punish those who break their own fashion rules

actuaries are people who wanted to be accountants but didn't have the personality.

Sit peacefully in a church and think of church history: witchburning perhaps, or child abuse, genocide, the amassing of disgusting wealth, the repression of women, inquisitions, castrating child choir singers, the denial of Santa Claus and the support of fascists in power.

You are not your buttocks.