If you're a baseball fan and you don't know what BP is, you're working in a mine without one of those helmets with the lights on it.

Once the Republicans get rolling, they assume they're going to win everything. They are zealots, and zealots assume the last five percent of whatever their plan is will be taken care of by their own greatness or momentum or divinity.

What's the difference between a hockey mom and a mass turkey-murdering machine? Looks like about 15 feet.

I do know without fear of contradiction what the definition of life is and it is 12 words long. 'Life is defined by how much you improve the lives of others.'

Your anger will cool into hardened passionate insight if you wait a day. Most of the things that make me angry I let them sit. The heat that remains will be sufficient. The stuff that evaporates is the stuff that would have simply offended or made it histrionic.

All the things that people like me supposedly don't do, I do.

You know the Art Rule: Do something that entertains/interests YOU, if you're lucky it'll do the same for others.