I do know without fear of contradiction what the definition of life is and it is 12 words long. 'Life is defined by how much you improve the lives of others.'

Abraham Lincoln did not shoot John Wilkes Booth. Titanic did not sink a North Atlantic iceberg. And Fox News is neither fair nor balanced. These are simple historical facts intelligible to all adults, most children, and some of your more discerning domesticated animals. But not... to Bill O

At Current, television is all we do - that's our business. We don't have amusement parks I have to worry about, we don't have environmental cases against us, we don't have a series of outdoor-advertising companies.

All the things that people like me supposedly don't do, I do.

My last sort of crisis was about overcoming the people who were more interested in what I had done than what I was doing in the present.

What's the difference between a hockey mom and a mass turkey-murdering machine? Looks like about 15 feet.

Reagan's dead, and he was a lousy President.