What's the difference between a hockey mom and a mass turkey-murdering machine? Looks like about 15 feet.
Keith OlbermannIf you're a baseball fan and you don't know what BP is, you're working in a mine without one of those helmets with the lights on it.
Keith OlbermannIf you make a decision in your life, even one as eminently logical and self-improving as "Why'd you start washing your hair every day?" and you start getting questioned hourly about it, you're going to start second-guessing yourself.
Keith Olbermann