My last sort of crisis was about overcoming the people who were more interested in what I had done than what I was doing in the present.

I guess the painkillers wipe out your memory along with your ethics.

I'm difficult for management. That's why I have the reputation because nobody challenges management.

If you make a decision in your life, even one as eminently logical and self-improving as "Why'd you start washing your hair every day?" and you start getting questioned hourly about it, you're going to start second-guessing yourself.

The idea of negotiating with the President of the United States runs contrary to everything that the Republicans have done since January 20, 2009.

What's the difference between a hockey mom and a mass turkey-murdering machine? Looks like about 15 feet.

Can Ken Starr ignore the apparent breadth of the sympathetic response to the President's speech? Facially, it finally dawned on me that the person Ken Starr has reminded me of facially all this time was Heinrich Himmler, including the glasses. If he now pursues the President of the United States, who, however flawed his apology was, came out and invoked God, family, his daughter, a political conspiracy and everything but the kitchen sink, would not there be some sort of comparison to a persecutor as opposed to a prosecutor for Mr. Starr?