Preaching is tax free. Very little to do with God, a lot to do with money

A painter's got a canvas. The writer's got reams of empty paper. A musician has silence.

I only get ill when I give up drugs... I don't have a drug problem, I have a police problem.

If you've gotta think about being cool, you ain't cool.

Well, I'm not putting death on the agenda. I don't want to see my old friend Lucifer just yet. He's the guy I'm gonna see, isn't it? I'm not going to the Other Place, let's face it.

Before Elvis, everything was in black and white. Then came Elvis. Zoom, glorious Technicolor.

I don't think rock n' roll songwriters should worry about art. I don't think it comes into it...as far as I'm concerned, Art is just short for Arthur.