If you're going to kick authority in the teeth, you might as well use both feet.

I read the Bible sometimes, but it bores me to death. I just want to know what other people find so bloody fascinating.

If you don't know the blues... there's no point in picking up the guitar and playing rock and roll or any other form of popular music.

Rock and Roll: Music for the neck downwards.

I've never had my hair cut by anybody, I do it all myself.

Women are a beautiful complication, and I look forward to far more beauties and far more complications.

Some things get better with age. Like me.