Never look to politicians to solve your problems, they will only create new ones.
I turn over a new leaf every day. But the blots show through.
Should not the Society of Indexers be known as Indexers, Society of, The?
Trying to keep up with current slang sucks.
The longer an event is anticipated-a milestone birthday, an eclipse, a new millennium-the more likely it is to be an anti-climax.
Life is a campus: in a Greenwich Village bookstore, looking for a New Yorker collection, I asked of an earnest-looking assistant where I might find the humour section. Peering over her granny glasses, she enquired, "Humour studies would that be, sir?"