Last time I was sick, the guy I was seeing brought me a bottle of ginger ale… and expected me to pay him back for it. ~Jaime Vegas

I'd seen more cops in the last few days than on a weekend LAW and ORDER marathon" - Paigne Winterbourne

When Rae got back, she spread her empty hands wide and said "Okay, guess where I hid it." She even turned around for me, but I couldn't see a bulge big enough to hide a flashlight. With a grin, she reached down the front of her shirt into the middle of her bra, and pulled out a flashlight with flourish. I laughed. "Cleavage is great," she said. "Like an extra pocket.

Nuh-uh. No deals with the devil. I’ve learned my lesson on that one. ~Jaime Vegas

Kids who don't eavesdrop on adult conversations are doomed to a childhood of ignorance.

When I glanced at the chair, it started to shake. I’d like to think it was scared of me, but I rarely invoked that response in living things, let alone inanimate objects.

You bat your baby blues at tall, dark, and gruesome, and next thing you know, he's trailing you like a lost puppy.