Dearly departed, scarcely lamented, deeply demented.

It's because when we sneeze, our soul flies out our nose and if no one says 'bless you,' the devil can snatch it.

A name is so important. A surname connects you to your past, to your family. Even a given name has meaning - why did your parents pick that particular one?

He wore sweatpants and a T-shirt and had stopped in the middle of the hall, furiously scratching one bare forearm. "Fleas?" I said.

I might be half Derek's size, but I was the one who sounded like a two-hundred-pound beast plowing through the woods.

Reviews are great. I can read negative reviews and say, You know that point they made... they were dead on.

You know children, always playing with the forces of darkness.