If you want to be a party animal, you have to learn to live in the jungle.
[On her first meeting with he ex-husband, Steven Seagal:] He reminded me of an alien.
I want to get the American people to start sitting at a table together and talking to each other, holding court, and enjoying a meal - and it doesn't have an expense.
If you can't be with yourself, you'll never learn to be with anyone else.
I've dated jerks, so why not geeks?
Success for me its to raise happy, healthy human beings.