So yes, this is a show about an adolescent girl, her friends, and various vampires. Vampires writing in diaries, vampires attending high school, vampires investigating various mysterious supernatural events, vampires tormenting each other, vampires eavesdropping on each other, and vampires being sarcastic about other vampires' hairstyles. Vampires embracing every possible opportunity to take off their shirts.

Whether or not this story has a happy ending depends, of course, on who is reading it. Whether you are a wolf or a girl.

Look. All books are weird when you think about it.... It goes without saying that real life is also weird.

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you.

Everyone knows that wizards are pigheaded and come to bad ends.

It's very unlikely that a writer is going to make a living by writing. So then the question is: how do you balance work, life, and writing? If you find out, please tell me.

A monster. You and your friends, all of you. Pretty monsters. It's a stage all girls go through. If you're lucky you get through it without doing any permanent damage to yourself or anyone else.