The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you.

You should never poison a witch.

Sometimes it is safer to read maps with your feet.

Becka was almost good looking enough to be on a reality dating show, but not funny looking or sad enough to be on one of the makeover shows.

I'd be flattered if someone said that my work is "too weird" for them. I value the uncompliment.

I don't abandon stories once I've started working on them. Once I sit down and start a story, I'll be damned if I'm going to give up on it. But I do reject most of the ideas for stories that I come up with.

I don't think I'm cut out for a job where you have to look professionally tidy. I prefer working in my pajamas and taking showers after lunch.