Lady Gaga's fans are the worst.

I've learned that all you can be in this world is you. No matter how much you mess with yourself, with surgery or you know, clothes or cut your hair differently or how much you wish and pray and dream that you're gonna wake up as someone else, it's never gonna happen. You have one life and one opportunity, and all you can be is the best you.

I go on the Internet and look at old pictures of myself, because it is the best reminder of how far I have come and where I do not want to be.

Sometimes it's other people's voices you have to shut out.

If I am going to be the future bloody Queen of England I'm going to wear that dress once because I'm giving up the rest of my life, all of my privacy. At least I can get a new dress every day!

I don't really care what people think about my hair. It's my hair, so why should they care? Ooh, that rhymed.

I don't really like wearing bikinis. And if you don't either, don't make yourself.