My theory is that the only people who hate hipsters are hipsters.

You have to be kind of sensitive to be in rock and roll.

I don't think men should think too much about their hair. They shouldn't think. They should just open bottles for women, hammer nails into wall and chop wood.

My guilty pleasure is Simon & Garfunkel. I'm embarrassed about it. They're dorky.

The trend that should definitely die is following trends.

I've been waiting for techno to die. I was in Germany once and this guy was telling me that techno was dead, and then he proceeded to play me techno for hours.

When I was young I had this blonde haircut that was shaved on one side with a rat tail and tram lines in it, but I don't really regret that. It was really elaborate but I was 12 and it looked cool. It was like what people in Iceland do.