I've never seen crack or a lot of these new drugs. Don't know anything about them. I don't know what they do for you, or whether they do anything good for you or not. But I do still have a lot of faith in the spiritual purity of LSD and pot.

I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower. Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!

Now, you’re either on the bus or you’re off the bus.

It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down to your hips. Man, when you lose your laugh you lose your footing.

I listened to them fade away till all I could hear was my memory of the sound.

But he won’t let the pain blot out the humor no more’n he’ll let the humor blot out the pain.

The stars up close to the moon were pale; they got brighter and braver the farther they got out of the circle of light ruled by the giant moon